In the largest slice-to-head size disparity since Pizza Rat, this little girl at a Philadelphia Flyers game recently scarfed down a monster slice of pizza so fiercely that it distracted the game's commentators. The NHL has released a video of the incident, and the commentators' incredulity is 100% genuine.

Unfortunately, these guys had a game to commentate, otherwise they clearly would've continued marveling at the slice's quality and the girl's speed of consumption until every last bite of that thing was gone. The Flyers ended up winning 6-0, but after this, who cares? If she ever eats another one of those bad boys, professional announcers need to be on standby to provide more bite-by-bite commentary.

Sources: NHL