How not to treat a 79-year-old world-renowned actor.

How not to treat a 79-year-old world-renowned actor.
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We look forward to the Danny Boyle movie adaptation of this harrowing tale. Especially when it gets to the part where Caine decides whether or not to masturbate. Unlike that guy from 127 Hours, we think Caine is man enough to go for it. Now if you'll excuse us, Peter O'Toole just got locked in a meat locker and he needs our help.

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