Twitter's down right now. Sucks right? Here's how to fill the minutes:
1. Go to Facebook and post a status that says, "Twitter's down. So what kind of weird shit do you people do here these days?"
2. Gchat friends asking, "Is Twitter down for you?" If they don't answer, Gchat might be down too, in which case you should sit in your car in the garage and turn on the engine. There's nothing left.
3. Shout your short, pithy jokes at a cat. It gets the same amount of favs.
4. Those garments ain't gonna rend themselves!
5. Refresh Twitter.com. Then refresh it again. Again. Again.
Bonus: Read our tweet picks and remember a time when Twitter was up. When Twitter was there for you.
(by Bob Powers)