If today's secessionists wrote their own Declaration of Independence.

If today's secessionists wrote their own Declaration of Independence.
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You may have heard that since the election, more than 100,000 bitter wackos people have filed petitions to secede from the United States of America. But what you probably haven't heard is how close they are to making it a reality. Happy Place has obtained this exclusive first draft of a new Declaration of Independence, outlining the secessionists reasons for leaving.

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