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Considering the snooze-level of the movies in contention and the fact that Billy Crystal is returning as host, the only way anything interesting will happen at this year's Oscars is if the dog from The Artist takes a whiz on Jack Nicholson. These telecasts have grown so dull it might be time to just let all the nominees fight it out to the death in a steel cage match. Since that's not possible (yet) we'll have to settle for the next best thing to a steel cage death match, the Facebook comments section.