If you think it's impossible to find your soul mate, then maybe you're being too picky. Have you even tried dating someone who's not a human? It sounds strange, but some people claim they've found true love with inanimate objects. After crashing and burning on Tinder, dating inanimate objects doesn't really sound all that bad. At least you always get to be the one who picks what to watch on Netflix.
1. The man who fell in love with a VW Bug named Vanilla.
Edward Smith claims he's a “mechaphile,” aka someone who gets horny for planes, trains, and automobiles. Smith brags he's had over 1,000 sexual partners, but only one of them was human. This onetime automobile-slut has recently stopped sticking it in anything with a motor and now enjoys a committed relationship with a VW Beetle named Vanilla. He's got a couple rides on the side, but players gonna play.
2. The man who fell in love with a sex doll named Noni.
Murray is a thrice divorced man who's finally found true love with Noni, his f*ck doll. It's more than just sex between these two, although obviously there's plenty of that going on. Murry talks to his plastic lover, dresses her up in lingerie, and cuddles her. He insists there's a real emotional connection with his fake doll.
3. The woman who married the Eiffel Tower.
Erika Eiffel is, you guessed it, known for marrying the Eiffel Tower. She starred in a documentary called Marrying the Eiffel Tower where she revealed her monumental love story and lifelong attraction to inanimate objects. Despite its phallic shape, according to Erika, the Eiffel Tower is a woman. Here's a video of her dry humping her wife in front of tourists:
4. The woman who fell in love with a tree named Tim.
Emma McCabe was just a girl standing in front of a tree, asking him to bone her. You read that right, the 31-year-old fell in love with a tall, strong, handsome... tree. She said sex with Tim (that's the tree's name) was the best sex she's ever had in her life. Take that Emma's ex-boyfriends! Emma said she plans on marrying Tim, but she might be waiting a while for him to get down on one knee and propose.
5. The woman who fell in love with an amusement park ride.
Amy Wolfe found love in a hopeless place—an amusement park in Pennsylvania. That's where she fell in love with and married her soul mate, a ride called 1001 Nachts. Their relationship's had lots of ups and downs. (HA HA) She's ridden her steel lover over 3000 times in the past 10 years, and she carries spare parts around with her in order to feel closer to “her husband.” Amy claims they have a fulfilling intimate relationship, and she says that she doesn't even get jealous when other people ride her husband. Chillest wife ever.