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In the 20s, mobsters got arrested wearing, like, zoot suits. Today, criminals get arrested wearing dumb T-shirts they got from some website their idiot cousin sent them. Be thankful, whether you got arrested or not, that you're probably not one of these dummies. 

1. This man was arrested on welfare fraud charges.

Honestly, who buys this shirt?
Honestly, who buys this shirt?

2. This woman was arrested for shoplifting. She chose this shirt to shoplift in.

That's right: it says "Won't be caught."

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3. This woman was arrested for possessing meth while wearing an "I love crystal meth" T-shirt.

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4. This man was arrested for bank robbery.

Bonnie and Clyde thought the same thing.
Bonnie and Clyde thought the same thing.

5. Arrested for a DUI. Of course.

And dumb as f*ck.
And dumb as f*ck.

6. This guy went through the trouble of getting his last mugshot on a T-shirt that he wore for getting his new mugshot

Idiotception.
Idiotception.
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7. This alleged meth cook was arrested wearing a Breaking Bad T-shirt.

That's for Los Pollos Hermanos, the fast food chain is used as a cover for a corporate meth empire in Breaking Bad.
That's for Los Pollos Hermanos, the fast food chain is used as a cover for a corporate meth empire in Breaking Bad.

8. Lame crime (possessing marijuana). Amazing mugshot. 

If only he had pulled the 2nd prize in a beauty contest card.
If only he had pulled the 2nd prize in a beauty contest card.

9. Would you be shocked, shocked to find out this person was arrested for possessing meth?