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So close. Perhaps she could have gotten away with it had she added an extra paragraph that said, "P.S., I myself have a condition that makes it so when I write notes to my daughter's teacher, I adopt the handwriting legibility and excuse-formulating skills of a spelling-challenged 12-year-old child. P.P.S., Please do not call my house in an attempt to verify any of the above information, as I also have a condition that makes it so when teachers call my house it slowly kills me."

Sources: The Daily What