Well, there really isn't a more appropriate soundtrack for the one day of the year when people are murdered while buying Blu-Ray players. A horror show of blind commercialism deserves some horrific sounds. Still, this is like a perfect storm of hating Friday. Can we just take it off the week now like we do with the 13th floor of a building? Thursday can be 48 hours or something. Let's just never speak of Friday again.

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