No way they're not going to try to implement the "Guns That Shoot Guns" thing too.

This scrap of paper was tweeted out by Peter Schultz to provide some insight into the thought process behind today's mind-boggling NRA press conference. We assume the other side solves the question of where to place the blame. "Violent movies? Yes! Taxi Driver? No, more current! Rambo? Highlander? Both maybes. Natural Born Killers? Use that for now but remember to check IMDB before presser!" Ultimately though, Wayne LaPierre scrapped all these notes before taking the stage and his teleprompter read nothing more than, "JUST BE SUPER-EVIL AND YOU'LL DO FINE."

Sources: Pete Schultz on Twitter