So That Happened

<p>A reader recently directed our attention towards the cover of a magazine cover on which a man is holding up a kid&#39;s shoe. Only, it really, <em>really</em> doesn&#39;t look like a shoe. In fact, it looks quite a bit more like&hellip;something else. Do you see what we&#39;re getting at here?</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Calm down, it&#39;s a shoe." data-attribution="Ladue News" data-attribution-url="http://www.laduenews.com/" height="933" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/shoepost-pAJMpl.jpg" width="700" /></div> <figcaption>Calm down, it&#39;s a shoe.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.laduenews.com/">Ladue News</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The magazine is called <a href="http://www.laduenews.com/" target="_blank"><em>Ladue News</em></a> (Ladue is a wealthy suburb of St. Louis, Missouri), and it comes out twice a month. According to the reader, the man in the picture is Bill Busch, a local celebrity and one of the heirs to the Anheuser-Busch fortune.</p><p>Busch&#39;s charity, which the magazine was promoting, is called <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/suburban-journals/old-newsboys-day/" target="_blank">Old Newsboys</a>, and it helps raise money for local kids&#39; charities. Which explains why he&#39;s surrounded by kids in the photo. Luckily those kids will not scarred because, again, that&#39;s a <em>shoe</em> Busch is holding, not his penis. Just a kid&#39;s shoe, nothing to see here, move along.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Local magazine features man holding the most phallic-looking shoe we've ever seen.

A reader recently directed our attention towards the cover of a magazine cover on which a man is holding up a kid&#39;s shoe. Only, it really, really doesn&#39;t look like a shoe. In fact, it looks quite a bit more like&hellip;something else. Do you see what we&#39;re getting at here? Calm down, it&#39;s a shoe. Ladue NewsThe magazine is called Ladue News (Ladue is a wealthy suburb of St. Louis, Missouri), and it comes out twice a month. According to the reader, the man in the picture is Bill Busch, a local celebrity and one of the heirs to the Anheuser-Busch fortune.Busch&#39;s charity, which the magazine was promoting, is called Old Newsboys, and it helps raise money for local kids&#39; charities. Which explains why he&#39;s surrounded by kids in the photo. Luckily those kids will not scarred because, again, that&#39;s a shoe Busch is holding, not his penis. Just a kid&#39;s shoe, nothing to see here, move along.

The cover of 'Ladue News,' a local St. Louis, MO, magazine, shows a man holding a kid's shoe that looks so much more like something else.