This is Jane Park from Edinburgh, Scotland. In 2013, she won one million euros in the lottery at 17-years-old.
Since then, she's been doing regular teenager stuff, like hanging out, going shopping, and creating the craziest list of rules possible for her boyfriend Connor's upcoming trip to Ibiza without her.
She's clearly self aware, as she's titled her list "Psycho Jane at it again???. " The emojis say it all: she's laughing, but she is also watching and she will kill.
Highlights of the rules include:
1. No speaking to girls
2. No photos with girls
5. No eye contact with girls
7. No drinking shots, especially if you have to buy them from a shot girl.
10. Don't help your friends get laid.
19. Wear the girlfriend shirt.
What's the girlfriend shirt, you say? Glad you asked.
They're cute together, though. Boyfriend Connor is definitely in on the joke and isn't trying to break any rules.