Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.

Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.
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This is Jane Park from Edinburgh, Scotland. In 2013, she won one million euros in the lottery at 17-years-old.

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Posted by Jane Park on Saturday, July 30, 2016

Since then, she's been doing regular teenager stuff, like hanging out, going shopping, and creating the craziest list of rules possible for her boyfriend Connor's upcoming trip to Ibiza without her.

She's clearly self aware, as she's titled her list "Psycho Jane at it again???. " The emojis say it all: she's laughing, but she is also watching and she will kill.

Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.
Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.

Highlights of the rules include:

1. No speaking to girls

2. No photos with girls

5. No eye contact with girls

7. No drinking shots, especially if you have to buy them from a shot girl.

10. Don't help your friends get laid.

19. Wear the girlfriend shirt.

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What's the girlfriend shirt, you say? Glad you asked.

Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.
Nothing says "I'm watching you" like a nice cotton blend.

They're cute together, though. Boyfriend Connor is definitely in on the joke and isn't trying to break any rules.

Teen lotto winner Jane Park gives boyfriend hilariously terrifying list of demands for vacation without her.
Good boy.
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