We've all seen the famous table cloth trick (or at least seen it attempted).

Twitter user @uespiiiiii is going viral for taking the principles of yanking without destabilizing and vastly raising the stakes by using his junk instead of a table.

The vacuum sucks.

掃除機で危険なテーブルクロス引き pic.twitter.com/OlyAQTNw1z
— ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr Uekusa) BGT2018&AGT2018 (@uespiiiiii) July 1, 2017

His biggest fan.

扇風機で危険なテーブルクロス引き pic.twitter.com/42PNfqA6oD
— ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr Uekusa) BGT2018&AGT2018 (@uespiiiiii) July 15, 2017

Watch him land a TRIPLE.

【危険なテーブルクロス引き】 pic.twitter.com/NSLkrsCLcO
— ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr Uekusa) BGT2018&AGT2018 (@uespiiiiii) June 10, 2017

He's great at weddings.

【水牛結婚二次会余興】#ウエスP #テーブルひき pic.twitter.com/jkl4ahiBp4
— 水牛bot (@suigyu_bot) June 3, 2017

Watch this supercut, which includes CONTORTING HIMSELF INTO A PRETZEL AND USING HIS BUTT AS THE TABLE (he's nice to include English translations because he's bound to be an international star).

Ten minutes ago I didn't know this skill existed and now I feel blessed to be alive at the same time as the master.

A magician has developed an online following using genitals for his tricks.