How every man wants to die.

How every man wants to die.
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How every man wants to die.

As a famous psychopath playing a fictionalized historical figure once said, "Every man dies; Not every man truly lives." One guy who definitely did live was 67-year-old strip club enthusiast Robert Gene White, who wisely skipped out on a hefty lap dance bill by shuffling off his mortal coil. Things worked out pretty well for White, though we imagine his son probably isn't too happy about having to split his inheritance with seven women named Brandi.

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