The most mind-blowingly absurd headline we've seen all week.

The most mind-blowingly absurd headline we've seen all week.
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Reached for comment, the man's friends said, "We always knew Gary's love of drinking salsa, and our love of storing gasoline in salsa jars, would eventually be his undoing. We just hate that it had to happen in the middle of a poker game. But we'll always remember our fallen friend the way he was that night, swatting wildly at his burning clothes."

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