On August 5, British guy Wes Metcalf found a dead worm packed in with a "fine cucumber" he purchased from a Tesco grocery store. After posting to the store's Facebook page the following day with plans to hold a funeral for the dearly deceased, Wes and Tesco customer rep Rob engaged in a deeply emotional back and forth including poetry, heartbreak, and an Oasis cover song. The following is their absurd exchange.

Wes writes: