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If you've ever fallen down into the kind of shame spiral that involves near-constant masturbation, you've likely wondered what kind of limits there are to such behavior. Most of us stop when we start getting a little sore, of course, but what if you... didn't? How far could you push yourself? What would happen?

Well, here's a cautionary tale for anyone with external genitalia and a penchant for self-pleasure, courtesy of Reddit's "Today I Fucked Up" forum. It turns out that pumping your prick too hard and too long can indeed have dire consequences—the kind you end up telling the whole internet about.

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This was a few months ago, but I was just slapping the ol' beef and didn't really have a ton else to do. Came a few times, figured I could go for one more. At this point the dick was getting kinda flappy but I figured if I went hard enough it would work itself out. After a while of jerking, my arm started to get tired so I switched arms. Started again with renewed vigor and went basically as fast as I could, squeezing for more feeling. I started squeezing tighter and tighter as my arm got more tired and I kinda started to tense up everywhere, and suddenly I heard like a physical rip and felt excruciating pain from my Willy. Looked down to examine and there were broken blood vessels in a ring around the base of my dick. I then had to figure out how to get my pants back on and drive myself to the hospital without passing out. Ended up in a dick cast type thing for a few weeks, now I'm really horny but afraid to masturbate.

TL,DR: tried finishing too many times, almost tore my dick off.

EDIT: Just wanted to add that unfortunately I don't have any pics cause I was too embarrassed of the situation. It wasn't exactly a dick cast like one on your arm necessarily, but more of just kind of a thing to hold it in place while it healed. Peeing was interesting. They gave me some medicine to help it not fill with blood every now and then (like if I was to randomly pop a boner) which sorta helped. This was the first time I told anyone about this cause I was pretty embarrassed. Nothing like confessing your idiocricy to Reddit!

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There's so much going on here, from an apparent devotion to "slapping the ol' beef" that has nothing to do with, uh, feeling good, to the now-constant fear of re-injury via rogue boner. Truly, this guy has ruined one of the best parts of being a human, and he has only himself to blame. Consider this a warning, y'all.