You know when you're at Starbucks waiting for your afternoon unicorn Frappucino, when a little coffee spills on you, so you become a deranged, racist lunatic hurling derogatory slurs, punching and spitting on your fellow customers?
So we're not empathizing with 23-year-old William Boucher, the latest deranged racist to go viral for being a deranged racist. Boucher, who is white (we are noticing a theme), became "irate" after someone spilled a drink on his cream-colored suit inside a Chicago Starbucks on Tuesday afternoon, ABC7 reports. Then things escalated, quickly.
In a video, taken by a local ABC7 photographer who happened to be in the store, the man is heard yelling "shut up slave! Do not talk to me!" at a black man.
He is also seen shouting at a second black man, who is filming him, "your children are disposable vermin!" before spitting on him. Boucher then left the store, and his behavior got (inconceivably) even worse as he allegedly spit on two people and punched a 59-year-old black man in the face, before he was finally tackled to the ground by fellow customers and bystanders and held until cops showed up to arrest him. The victim was taken to a nearby hospital and is recovering.
You can watch the whole horrifying scenario here, thanks to ABC Chicago:
Boucher, while held down, is also heard yelling: "Get on all fours right now! Get on all fours! Do not walk off on two legs!"
Although the racist's racist face was blurred in the video, local news reporter Eric Horng captured these photos at the scene:
Just for your personal information, here he is:
Local Starbucks employees told ABC7 that Boucher had been a "problem customer in the past, but never violent."
According to ABC7, this racist was charged with three counts of misdemeanor battery, said Chicago police, and is scheduled to appear in court on July 5. We hope his sentence will include him getting a Venti cup of hot Starbucks coffee dumped on his head, although any brand of coffee will suffice.