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Time to add planes to the ever growing list of places a girl can't be unconscious.

Stock photo of a woman asking for it, apparently.
Stock photo of a woman asking for it, apparently.

An Alaska Airlines flight had to be diverted Tuesday because a 16-year-old girl on the plane fell asleep, and then her unconscious body went ahead and let itself get kissed by a 23-year-old man. Come on, girl! Don't you know being unconscious is grounds for sexual assault in this country?

FOX reports that the flight departed in Portland OR, and was headed for Anchorage AL when a the teen dared to fall asleep with a man sitting next to her. Like some airborne Prince Charming, the California man just assumed sleep means yes, and allegedly tried to kiss the teen, but the pilot was notified and landed the plane in Seattle where police were waiting to arrest him for 4th degree assault charges.