This photo perfectly captures the quintessential facial expression of any woman who has ever been disappointed by a penis. Take away the burger and this could be one of our honeymoon photos. Except don't take away the burger because Jesus that thing looks tasty. We get why the cook drew a dong on the box because we want to make love to that thing. Incidentally, this happened in Australia so drawing a dick on the box is probably just their way of saying "Thank you for your patronage" because they're savages.

Sources: The Chronicle