When your luggage doesn't arrive at your destination, sometimes it's because the airline shipped it somewhere weird (or simply tore it apart). Other times, the problem is that a harried fellow traveler who owns the same suitcase as you might grab yours off the carousel without looking, taking all the tiny shampoos you stole from the hotel home with them. One genius man, however, has figured out how to ensure that his luggage is never picked up by the wrong person again. Either that, or he's figured out how to immediately get his luggage stolen, since everybody will want this amazing suitcase:

Sources: Imgur user jew3lr0se