Too many stray dogs, too few hotel rooms, bathroom stalls with twice the usual number of toilets, toilets that don't work at all—Sochi has problems. Major problems. So many, a twitter account has popped up devoted solely to documenting them (appropriately called @SochiProblems). It's not a great start to the 2014 Winter Olympics, but if the training montage in Rocky IV taught us anything, it's that the piss-poor conditions in Russia can inspire incredible feats of athleticism. In that spirit we fully expect to see the following events added to the schedule.