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Rape jokes, now front page news. (via NY Post)
Rape jokes, now front page news. (via NY Post)

New York Post headlines are the most satisfying headlines to ridicule (and obviously, they know that). Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman who plead guilty yesterday to child pornography charges, is also an easy target for ridicule. The Post headline above went for the low-hanging fruit just like Jared did. Yes, child pornography is a far worse crime than a headline with a rape joke, but I thought hacky rape jokes were a thing of the past. Get with the times, Post. 

Sources: NY Post