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Another day, another avalanche of news! If you have a short attention span, don't worry. Here's a super-fast rundown of everything you need to know for today.

1. A 23-year-old man was charged with growing more than 40 marijuana plants in a Vermont cemetery.

He was discovered when all of the ghosts started acting chill AF.
He was discovered when all of the ghosts started acting chill AF.
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2. An ancient Mayan codex was found to be the oldest document from the Americas.

Translated to English, it speculates if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will ever get back together.
Translated to English, it speculates if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will ever get back together.
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3. A 59-year-old man was charged for wearing a bikini made out of of see-through plastic wrap on a NJ beach.

He should've stuck with what men usually wear on New Jersey beaches, gold chains and body hair.
He should've stuck with what men usually wear on New Jersey beaches, gold chains and body hair.
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