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The only thing worse than a Monday is reading through lots of boring news on a Monday. So here are the quick and dirty news highlights from today, October 3rd, 2016.

1. Toyota made a robot baby to help aging Japanese women feel maternal.

Because nothing will make you feel more like a mother than the regret you feel from bringing home a tiny monster.
Because nothing will make you feel more like a mother than the regret you feel from bringing home a tiny monster.
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2. Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint and robbed of millions of dollars' worth of jewelry in Paris.

"Oh yeah, me too, me too," said Ryan Lochte.
"Oh yeah, me too, me too," said Ryan Lochte.
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3. The New York attorney general ordered Donald Trump's charity to immediately stop fundraising.

He can finally stop donating "weight loss tips" to Rosie O'Donnell.
He can finally stop donating "weight loss tips" to Rosie O'Donnell.
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