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The New Hampshire House rejected a bill that would've made it a crime for women to expose their breasts in public.

That must be what they mean by the state motto "Live Free or Die."
That must be what they mean by the state motto "Live Free or Die."

A brawl broke out on a Spirit Airlines flight over passengers blasting loud music from a boom box. 

We assume it was settled the traditional way: with a breakdance battle.
We assume it was settled the traditional way: with a breakdance battle.

Pastor shooting suspect Kyle Odom claimed Martians control Earth, and provided this sketch:

He's charged with one count of attempted murder, and one count of squandering his artistic talent.
He's charged with one count of attempted murder, and one count of squandering his artistic talent.

Russia is looking to recruit five bottlenose dolphins for military duty.

They decided to turn to dolphins after they realized they were duped by those so-called "killer whales."
They decided to turn to dolphins after they realized they were duped by those so-called "killer whales."