The Afternoon Monologue: Today's Most Interesting News, March 10th, 2016.

The Afternoon Monologue: Today's Most Interesting News, March 10th, 2016.
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The New Hampshire House rejected a bill that would've made it a crime for women to expose their breasts in public.

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That must be what they mean by the state motto "Live Free or Die."

A brawl broke out on a Spirit Airlines flight over passengers blasting loud music from a boom box. 

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We assume it was settled the traditional way: with a breakdance battle.

Pastor shooting suspect Kyle Odom claimed Martians control Earth, and provided this sketch:

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He's charged with one count of attempted murder, and one count of squandering his artistic talent.

Russia is looking to recruit five bottlenose dolphins for military duty.

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They decided to turn to dolphins after they realized they were duped by those so-called "killer whales."

A Virginia jail banned photos after inmates were caught chewing on drug-soaked pictures.

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They've ruined it for all the other prisoners who just wanted normal pictures to chew on.
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Dr Luke denied Sony is dropping him following Kesha's sexual assault claims.

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Denying things that are true is kind of his thing.

A Utah mom who was accused of taking her daughter egging agreed to plead guilty.

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As part of her community service she'll have to attend a class on how to be a Cool Mom without committing crimes.

Barak Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announce climate pledge. 

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Then spent two hours posing for a "Sexy World Leaders" calendar.
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Rumors claim Kanye West supports Donald Trump.

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If true, it would easily be the 800th craziest thing Kanye has ever said.
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