5 things you should at least pretend to know today.

5 things you should at least pretend to know today.
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No one has time to scour though all of the news anymore, so we decided to pick out the highlights for anyone with a short attention span. Here's a quick run-down of everything you need to know for Tuesday September 27th, 2016.

1. More than 80 million people watched the Clinton-Trump debate last night, making it the most-watched presidential debate ever.

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The debate's winner was anyone who had other plans.
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2. Tyson Foods is voluntarily recalling more than 130,000 pounds of cooked chicken nuggets.

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Or as Chris Christie calls it, dinner.
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3. A community college in New Mexico is offering a new program that allows students to major in brewing beer.​

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It's the perfect major for anyone whose parents weren't disappointed enough.
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4. A Florida woman faces armed robbery charges after police say she robbed an Arby's restaurant and then hailed a cab to get away.

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She got away with $219 and food poisoning.
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5. Wilford Brimley is still alive.

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If you see this silver fox today, wish him a happy 82nd Birthday.
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