"Finally," said the Social Media head of Mead Five Star, "this is why I get the big bucks."
Tweets about pooping are as common as tweets about tweeting, and only slightly less disgusting. However unlike most self-indulgent "why the hell would anyone except a stalker care about this" TMI tweets, this one caught the attention of people who are actually paid to look at tweets and decide which to respond to. For Mead Five Star, this is perhaps understandable; this is probably the first time anyone has mentioned their brand in a tweet besides "thank god I got a computer and no longer need Mead Five Star." For Charmin, however, we wonder why they would want anyone to think of anything besides soft, cottony buttholes. Then again, maybe this is just another example of the incestuous cooperation between Big Paper companies.