Malia Obama and America share a birthday, so the White House's super cool Fourth of July party sort of doubled as her 18th birthday party this year. The guests of the event got to enjoy the vocal stylings of Kendrick Lamar and Janelle Monáe, and then embarrassing dad Barack Obama grabbed the mic to treat the audience to a clunky version of "Happy Birthday" in honor of his oldest daughter. Daaaaaaaaad not in front of Kendrick Lamar and CBSN!! God.