People shared stories of the most obscene things they've seen in public, proving that the world is gross.

People shared stories of the most obscene things they've seen in public, proving that the world is gross.
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The world can be pretty damn icky. A recent Reddit thread asked users about the most NSFW they ever encountered in public, and it turns out, over 2,000 people have had the misfortune of walking by public defecationfornication, and other things that made their brains need to take a bath. Here are 10 of the weirdest, grossest, or simply NSFW stories that graced the public sphere.

1. The perks of having the early shift.

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Look away when he goes into downward dog.

2. When there's a setup and boobs are the punchline.

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Classic comedy.

3. An all-you-can-eat buffet.

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To quote the wise Beyoncé, "When he f*ck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster."
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4. You don't want to see your siblings being conceived.

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The door's hole was covered but his mom's wasn't. 

5. He was giving up eating eggs for Lent.

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It's not just women who have eggs inside of them.
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6. What a douche.

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The other people in the cemetery were lucky to be dead for that one.
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7. A guy greasing his spokes.

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Hopefully he remembered to use his hand signals.

8. This Legend of Zelda.

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A moon on a moon.
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9. This weird art instillation. 

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Sounds like some performance art by James Franco.

10. One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.

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Not a number one or a number two, but a number three.

You made it. Here's a GIF of puppies to make you feel OK about the world again.

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Now remember to close your doors and wear clothes.

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