The world can be pretty damn icky. A recent Reddit thread asked users about the most NSFW they ever encountered in public, and it turns out, over 2,000 people have had the misfortune of walking by public defecation, fornication, and other things that made their brains need to take a bath. Here are 10 of the weirdest, grossest, or simply NSFW stories that graced the public sphere.
1. The perks of having the early shift.
2. When there's a setup and boobs are the punchline.
3. An all-you-can-eat buffet.
4. You don't want to see your siblings being conceived.
5. He was giving up eating eggs for Lent.
6. What a douche.
7. A guy greasing his spokes.
8. This Legend of Zelda.
9. This weird art instillation.
10. One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
You made it. Here's a GIF of puppies to make you feel OK about the world again.
Now remember to close your doors and wear clothes.