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In an unexpected turn, we are glad "Minions" exist.


Look at their smug, heroic faces. (via Getty)

Ever since the Minions movie dominated the box office like it was making love to a yellow fire hydrant, many of us have been inundated with the disgusting little creatures clogging our newsfeeds and brains with their inane chatter. DEATH TO MINIONS! Wait, not so fast. One of these horrible banana chodes finally made a difference in the world (besides guaranteeing that screenwriters get axed completely from the movie-making process: "Um, yeah, here the Minion just garbles some bullsh*t, cut to an explosion, money flies in all our faces, and scene.").

Sources: The Daily News