Olympic diving team splits up after a marathon sex session comes between them.

Olympic diving team splits up after a marathon sex session comes between them.
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An Olympic Brazilian diving team will no longer compete together after one of them kicked the other out of their shared room to engage in a "marathon sex session."

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They've had so much practice splitting apart.
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According to the NY Post, Ingrid Oliveira, 20, kicked her diving partner and teammate, 17-year-old Giovanna Pedroso, out of their room at Olympic Village to have sex the night before they were due to compete.

Primeiro dia na vila 😱😍🇧🇷 Ps: Tá tudo tranquilo tá tudo favorável 🤘🏻

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😁🐳💙

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Caught up in the heat of all that safe Olympic sex, Oliveira brought canoeist Pedro Goncalves back to their room for some canoodling, forcing Pedroso to find other accommodations the entire night.

Somos 6• melhores do planeta! FINALISTA OLIMPICO 🇧🇷🏆 .OBRIGADO BRASIL

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“I have been waiting for four years to be present at the Olympics and for her it was better to have fun and therefore threw me out of the room,” Pedroso said, according to The Sun.

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This is the Olympic equivalent of finding a sock on your door the night before a big test. Only, the Olympics only come once every four years, and the two came in last during their competition on Wednesday.

Like so many college-aged friends before them, a man got in the way of their friendship (and Olympic-level partnership as divers), and they have decided to split ways as athletes.

Domingo tranquilo e favorável 🇧🇷🔝

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“After the Olympics, I will focus on my individual,” Pedroso told Brazilian newspaper O Globo. “It’s good because I will not need to depend on anyone. Then I will be able to improve and evolve more.”

Oliveira has yet to make a formal statement, only telling GloboEsporte, “My personal life, I do not speak about.”

Damn. Hope that sex was four years worth.

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