People are going nuts over this picture posted by a British restaurant guide of a woman posing with the comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers. Why? Because it appears someone forgot to check the background of the photo, and the Internet is acting like there's an open bar for bad-joke cocktails, with an emphasis on the first syllable of "cocktails." Short story long (and erect), thanks to the lighting and the way her hair falls, it looks like this woman's arm is a massive penis.
Twitter users are zooming in on the photo in awe of the optical illusion that suggests the glass has a huge erection.
It was the peen seen 'round the world, even by random American celebrities!
The woman in the picture, Jemima Campion, is both annoyed and excited about being famous for her penis arm:
Waiting for the day that I won't wake up to hundreds of notifications and friend requests
Real talk: when life hands you an internet penis, grab hold of it for all its worth.