People are going nuts over this picture posted by a British restaurant guide of a woman posing with the comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers. Why? Because it appears someone forgot to check the background of the photo, and the Internet is acting like there's an open bar for bad-joke cocktails, with an emphasis on the first syllable of "cocktails." Short story long (and erect), thanks to the lighting and the way her hair falls, it looks like this woman's arm is a massive penis.

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