Where Paul Ryan's abs have been hiding.

Where Paul Ryan's abs have been hiding.
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When news broke that Paul Ryan, the GOP pick for Vice President, is rumored to be have a muscled torso that's so cut you could slash an entitlement program on it, the internet went insane trying to find shirtless pictures of Washington's scariest budget-maker. When no photos were found (the gays know where to look!), Ryan's six-pack seemed to be the stuff of urban legend, like Bigfoot or Romney's tax returns. But it turns out Ryan wasn't keeping his jacked torso a secret. If we wanted to be introduced to it, we just had to fill out our dating profile the right way and get matched up with it. (By Karen Sneider for Happy Place.)

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