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That'll teach ya to buy a car that uses so few resources a bunch of drunk guys can flip it.

Despite the fact that Google has usurped the city's bus system and tech billionaires want to turn the Bay Area into a lawless city-state where they can be free of oversight on human/technology experimentation, someone in San Francisco has decided that the people to be angry at are smart car owners (the brand is spelled with lowercase letters). Yes, smart car owners. The people who already get silently laughed at everywhere they go, even though they ease congestion and consume less gas in their whimsical little Playskool vehicles. They, for some reason, are the targets of a recent spate of late-night incidents where smart cars were tipped onto their sides, hoods, roofs and rears.

Sources: NBC Bay Area | Total Frat Move