A Florida Pizza Hut manager on a pizza power trip promised to discipline employees if they didn't follow his specific, draconian instructions on how to appropriately flee life-threatening Hurricane Irma, according to USA Today.
It's the one time in modern history that public opinion has taken the side against more pizza.
"Our #1 priority is the safety and security of our team," wrote the manager, before explaining why that's not true.
"If evacuating, you will have a 24-hour period before storm 'grace period' to not be scheduled. You cannot evacuate Friday for a Tuesday storm event! Failure to show for these shifts, regardless of reason" will result in "documentation being issued."