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Part of a priest's job is hearing parishioners' confessions—but that doesn't mean he needs to double as your weekly journal. One man of the cloth apparently decided that the needs of the many attending Saturday night mass outweighed the need of the few sinners who want to explain exactly why they cursed out their sister for forgetting the casserole at family dinner night. It's four Hail Mary's either way, Denise, it doesn't matter if you thought she intentionally forgot it because you wouldn't babysit her kids last week.

"No problem, Father. I did two murders and stole some office supplies."
"No problem, Father. I did two murders and stole some office supplies."
Sources: redditor BlackPharoahX