We're pretty sure Twitter didn't mean to put this accidental game of Mad Libs on its home page, but if you're just sitting there mindlessly refreshing your screen in the futile hope the site comes back so you can land your expertly crafted Robert Pattinson joke before it's too late, maybe it'll take your mind off your depressing existence for awhile. Twitter is currently down for "a moment to recover from this horrible, never-ending stream of obnoxious tweets from undiagnosed narcissists." We expect to be back in "time for you to have found some other way to dick off at your terrible job." Now you try!