Really drunk roommate leaves series of increasingly drunk notes asking to be woken up before class.

Really drunk roommate leaves series of increasingly drunk notes asking to be woken up before class.
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He's fer real. He can wear anything. He's drunk. He's also f*cked.

I know you are wondering, so: yes, he made it to class. He was still really drunk, and they had a quiz. I was really missing being in college a few days ago, and I'm glad that this dude (and his roommate who posted this) cured me of that. Sure, I was younger and much fatter from drinking beer, but it wasn't all good. After a hard night of drinking to get fat, I would wake up like this guy; flammable alcohol fumes making visible ripples in the air around me, feeling like I'd swallowed an ashtray, and really, really proud that I'd actually dragged my still-drunk ass out of bed. 

Now, because I'm a responsible adult, I just sleep through things because I'm lazy. 30, here I come!

(by Johnny McNulty)

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