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People share their NSFW family secrets. Things got really f**king weird.

People share their NSFW family secrets. Things got really f**king weird.

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Nothing is more uncomfortable than acknowledging that your family members are sexual beings. As much as you want to think of your parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles as asexual and genitalia-less ...all of them have probably banged at some point.

NOT EACH OTHER. Sorry if that was unclear.

Aaannnnd sorry if you just puked a little.

These stories from Redditors who accidently discovered NSFW things about their family members will scar you for life, and they didn't even happen directly to you:

omegaskunkeh gives kids everywhere a good reason to stay in school.

I skipped school, I used to do it all the time because my Dad worked 7am-5pm most days and was a single father. I was in my room as per norm and he came home early. didn't wanna get caught so stayed perfectly still. my bedrooms at the top of the stairs, the computer is RIGHT at the base of the stairs.

Dad watches porn for the next hour. i think he heard a squeak cos he stopped to holler up the stairs for me. but didn't budge. didn't move. didn't say anything. just waited....five minutes pass, he's satisfied. goes back to his business.

never told him. never skipped school again.

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