"Fuck it, we're all going back to my place."

Medical marijuana has ruined the sanctity of the local news broadcast. Anchorage, AK CBS affiliate KTVA was doing a report on a medical cannabis operation called the AK Cannabis Club in the semi-lawless, secession-crazed home of Sarah "My Kids Will Beat You Up" Palin. Part of what made the medical cannibis grower such an attractive story for the station, presumably, was the company's shadowy, mysterious secret owner. The club itself is not incredibly unusual — it connects patients with legitimate Alaskan medical marijuana cards with licensed medical marijuana growers (this kind of direct connection is necessary in states with medical marijuana laws but murky dispensary laws), and due to the legal gray area, gives patients the opportunity to give "donations" to the grower to compensate for the cost of cultivating the plant.

Sources: Alaska Dispatch News