Responsible Rio drug dealers are selling Olympic cocaine marked "use away from children."

Responsible Rio drug dealers are selling Olympic cocaine marked "use away from children."
Advertising

The Rio 2016 Olympics are almost here, and even though the athletes are highly discouraged from juicing, that doesn't mean the local drug dealers can't use the event to brand their wares. Fans planning on staying alert for even the lesser events can look forward to this cocaine!

Responsible Rio drug dealers are selling Olympic cocaine marked "use away from children."
The chewed-off nails in this photo scream "I am an expert on cocaine."

Complete with the Olympic rings and "Rio 2016" logo (perfect for collectors and people who are unsure what year it is), this bag of drugs comes with a warning:

"Use Away From Children."

Thank you, responsible drug dealers! Sometimes when you get all yayed out, it can be hard to remember that illegal drugs are for adults only.

Advertising