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Last week, Jesse Newton, devoted husband and father of Little Rock, Arkansas experienced the greatest horror of his life: his roomba ran over dog poop.

Our hero, pictured with his son in better times.
Our hero, pictured with his son in better times.

A couple days ago he described in great detail his experience on Facebook, along with simple-yet-telling drawing of the scene of the crime. His post immediately went viral, spreading like so much poop sucked into a roomba. If When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time (it is), then When Roomba Met Dog Poop is the greatest comedic horror story.