Memories Pizza: "Who cares how it tastes? We hate gays!"

Being the worst pizza place in a state where only 2.7% of residents have Italian ancestry can't be done simply by making bad pizza. You have to get creative. That's what the incredibly clever asshats running Memories Pizza did when they got out in front of this "Religious Freedom" bill brouhaha to tell the first news camera they could find that they would refuse to sell pizza to gay weddings (and possibly just gays). This was as hilarious as it is offensive, so now the story is everywhere.

Sources: ABC 57