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Jessica Morris was recently serving a newlywed couple on the end of their honeymoon. When she returned after dropping off the check, she learned that instead of receiving a tip, she got a nasty little note. Morris, who is recently married herself, was stunned. Her husband is also a server at the restaurant, and was actually nearby when the incident occurred. Here's Jessica's account and perfect reply:

I don't typically talk about work this way, but this needs to be shown/addressed. Mainly because it's hysterical but partially because I'm offended lol 

Anywho, today I had a table of 4 come in. Two couples. The one told me they were there to celebrate part of their honeymoon, which I replied "oh I just got married last month, congratulations." I assumed they heard me, and we proceeded with the whole "what can I get you" yada yada yada. 

Well, as anyone SHOULD know, waitressing is a personable job. To make money you have to be nice, and show you personality. As all of you should know, since you know me, I'm a personable, sarcastic asshole in the nicest way possible. So ofcourse I let that shine in my job, and at EVERY table. 

So, this lady (Jenny) and her husband place their order and she asks me what my name is. I tell her "Jessica" she responds with, "oh, we don't really like that name. Can we call you Jess" and I laughed and said "yeah, you can call me anything you want. I'll even respond with asshole." In which her husband laughs and proceeds to call me that throughout the whole experience we had as server and guests. 

I assumed everything was fine, because they were laughing and having a good time. Well I cash out their check, tell them have a good night and to come back. When I come back from singing "happy birthday" to another guest, the couple and company have left, and on one ticket they tipped me $4, well Jenny decided I did not deserve a monetary tip, so she wrote me a nice note, with a $0 tip saying "he's my husband, find your own. Good luck. 

And I want to add, Jenny stole my one pen, which she knew was my last because I had apologized that I only had the one to share between the two tickets at the table.

Sources: Facebook | KFOR