If you make it through more than 30 seconds of this extremely, extremely, extremely graphic video—congratulations, your diet starts now. Mirror claims the viral footage resulted from an infected tattoo, but of course videos on the Internet aren't always credible. It might be faked, but that feeling of disgust deep in your gut will be very real.

Again, WARNING, graphic content:

Is the doctor using a cup to catch the discharge? Is that a doctor? You'll never know, because no one's watching that video twice to figure it out.