Someone in China drove to a parade carting a snow penis on the trunk of his car. It isn't your typical penis drawn on the windshield, either. Think a snowman, but in penis shape—and, like most snowmen, it really would look adorable with a stovepipe hat. It truly is the winter of snow schlongs.
As one LiveLeak commenter said:
According to Mashable, the man was carrying snow to the parade because snow is a rare sight in that part of China. It certainly is rare to see three-foot-long penises anywhere.