1. "We were being authentic to the characters of Sid and Nancy for our Halloween costumes."

Who said it: Lisa Rinna, reflecting on husband Harry Hamlin's Halloween costume on Instagram

Why'd they say a stupid thing like that: Actors Hamlin and Rinna went as Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen to George Clooney's Halloween party this year. Hamlin's costume included a t-shirt with a swastika on it, probably because he wanted to stay true to the character of Sid Vicious and also to find out if it's still too soon to wear a giant swastika t-shirt. The verdict? 36 years after Vicious's death, and it's still too soon. If a punk rocker couldn't pull it off, then a balding 64-year-old can't do it either.