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Students get arrested for stupid stuff all the time. Not a day goes by when you don't read about some high school kid being put in cuffs by adults who are either too stupid to realize what they are doing or just have massive sticks up their asses. Their stories may come and go, but their ability to make us shake our heads at the education system will never be forgotten. Let's all take a moment to honor those brave martyrs whose sneezes were interpreted as terrorist threats, whose mechanical pencils were mistaked for nuclear warheads, and whose stories remind us how great it is not to be in school anymore.