This wry apology left in the window of a British Subway is bad news for anyone who likes to enjoy a meatball sub while watching a  double-decker bus erupt in a terrifying inferno. It seems would-be patrons of this establishment have a better chance of finding a toasted building here than a toasted foot-long. While we certainly enjoy the display of that famous dark British "humour," whoever wrote this missed a prime opportunity to direct looters toward the nearest Quizno's.